这日子没法儿过了: I am looking for love in Barrie (我的在巴黎的征婚广告)...

[xiaolu]

Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,

If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, in the winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!

[Beeknight]

Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,

If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!

巴厘版援交？

[风雨]

[xiaolu]

我等....

[河上笑]

Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,

If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!

同求

[TomABC]

19 to 91

[creativeccc]

这个要顶。。。 很搞啊。

从正面反映了BARRIE是多么难为我们非本地居民啊

[Sergeantpepper]

the guy asked for too much....should have said :"no need to be attractive & sexy......"
or "honey holes owner..." etc etc making it ice fishing related

[xiaolu]

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

[jackx2006]

站长你胆肥了哈

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

[XUYCA]

[creativeccc]

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

人家没有要求结婚啊，所以站长您不用担心什么重婚，就当作征友

[gar]

Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,

If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!

站长的心思我看出来了！
为了解决您的相思病，我准备这个冬季借给您一张巴黎居民停车证，下次在JB见到您交给您，到3月15日关季您还给我就行了。
我下一个出动时间暂定下周一。您什么时候去？

[sunfish123]

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

站长啊，您就别征啥荤了，以您的身体条件，估计也征不到啥好东西。弄的不好，征到一如母牛般的人物，丢不丢下命不好说，肋骨被弄断几根倒是非常有可能。

您还不如干脆在那旮旯买个房子算了，还更容易一些。

[xiaolu]

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

站长啊，您就别征啥荤了，以您的身体条件，估计也征不到啥好东西。弄的不好，征到一如母牛般的人物，丢不丢下命不好说，肋骨被弄断几根倒是非常有可能。

您还不如干脆在那旮旯买个房子算了，还更容易一些。

俺征婚, 帮着修剪修剪草, 铲铲雪, 还能顶的住吧?

在巴黎买个二房? 淫子在哪儿啊...

[xiaolu]

Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,

If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!

站长的心思我看出来了！
为了解决您的相思病，我准备这个冬季借给您一张巴黎居民停车证，下次在JB见到您交给您，到3月15日关季您还给我就行了。
我下一个出动时间暂定下周一。您什么时候去？

[赣西风]

站长我看你是准备凑一桌麻将吧？

[yangzw2002]

站长你胆肥了哈

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

站长这是不准备过了，要被收拾了

[xiaolu]

站长你胆肥了哈

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

站长这是不准备过了，要被收拾了

在标题里已经说了: 这日子没法儿过了.

[XUYCA]

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

站长啊，您就别征啥荤了，以您的身体条件，估计也征不到啥好东西。弄的不好，征到一如母牛般的人物，丢不丢下命不好说，肋骨被弄断几根倒是非常有可能。

您还不如干脆在那旮旯买个房子算了，还更容易一些。

俺征婚, 帮着修剪修剪草, 铲铲雪, 还能顶的住吧?

在巴黎买个二房? 淫子在哪儿啊...

钱对您不是问题，在巴黎买个二房也不贵，现在房价跌幅很大。反正您在家办公。就在JB买。

[wetnose]

the guy asked for too much....should have said :"no need to be attractive & sexy......"
or "honey holes owner..." etc etc making it ice fishing related

[xiaolu]

19 to 91

嗯, If you are between the age of 19 and 91...., 反正就是 1 和 9 两个数字. 哪个在前哪个在后打甚鸟紧?

[xiaolu]

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

人家没有要求结婚啊，所以站长您不用担心什么重婚，就当作征友

征炮友?

[xiaolu]

站长你胆肥了哈

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

有啥法子啊. 因为 CITY OF BARRIE 的居民停车牌, 到了 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL (比如要去 BBP, BP, IBP 等的话)又不好使了啊.

[yangzw2002]

站长你胆肥了哈

那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....

有啥法子啊. 因为 CITY OF BARRIE 的居民停车牌, 到了 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL (比如要去 BBP, BP, IBP 等的话)又不好使了啊.

再征一个