xiaolu @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:05 am 写道: Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,
If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!
xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 8:05 am 写道: Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,
If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!
xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 8:05 am 写道: Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,
If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!
xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
sunfish123 @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:01 pm 写道:xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
站长啊,您就别征啥荤了,以您的身体条件,估计也征不到啥好东西。弄的不好,征到一如母牛般的人物,丢不丢下命不好说,肋骨被弄断几根倒是非常有可能。
您还不如干脆在那旮旯买个房子算了,还更容易一些。
gar @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:06 am 写道:xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 8:05 am 写道: Dear Miss in the City of Barrie,
If you are between the age of 19 and 91, single, attractive and sexy, and are lonely looking for love, I am your man! I promise I will take you out to dinner at Tim Horton's, McDonald's, A&W, and Kentucky Fried Chicks (KFC). I will trim your bushes whenever and wherever you need or feel pleased, mow your lawn in the summer and in the fall, and shovel snow on your driveway in the winter. All I am asking from you in return is, each winter please let me have your City of Barrie Resident Parking Permit. Thank you!
站长的心思我看出来了!
为了解决您的相思病,我准备这个冬季借给您一张巴黎居民停车证,下次在JB见到您交给您,到3月15日关季您还给我就行了。
我下一个出动时间暂定下周一。您什么时候去?
jackx2006 @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 10:09 am 写道: 站长你胆肥了哈xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
yangzw2002 @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:12 pm 写道:jackx2006 @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 10:09 am 写道: 站长你胆肥了哈xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
站长这是不准备过了,要被收拾了
xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 12:31 pm 写道:sunfish123 @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:01 pm 写道:xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
站长啊,您就别征啥荤了,以您的身体条件,估计也征不到啥好东西。弄的不好,征到一如母牛般的人物,丢不丢下命不好说,肋骨被弄断几根倒是非常有可能。
您还不如干脆在那旮旯买个房子算了,还更容易一些。
俺征婚, 帮着修剪修剪草, 铲铲雪, 还能顶的住吧?
在巴黎买个二房? 淫子在哪儿啊...
Sergeantpepper @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:52 am 写道: the guy asked for too much....should have said :"no need to be attractive & sexy......"
or "honey holes owner..." etc etc making it ice fishing related
TomABC @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:22 am 写道: 19 to 91
creativeccc @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:39 am 写道:xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
人家没有要求结婚啊,所以站长您不用担心什么重婚,就当作征友
jackx2006 @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:09 am 写道: 站长你胆肥了哈xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
xiaolu @ 周六 1月 06, 2018 5:49 am 写道:jackx2006 @ Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:09 am 写道: 站长你胆肥了哈xiaolu @ 周五 1月 05, 2018 9:56 am 写道: 那啥, 如果允许重婚的话, 我考虑需要到 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL 也征一炮....
有啥法子啊. 因为 CITY OF BARRIE 的居民停车牌, 到了 TOWNSHIP OF INNISFIL (比如要去 BBP, BP, IBP 等的话)又不好使了啊.