[转] Service...
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31 5月 2017 09:17
由 xiaolu
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with agencies, etc such as:
Internal Revenue Service
U.S. Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
Customer Service
Sunday Church Prayer Service
...
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few of his cows.
BAM!!! Now I understand what all those agencies or services are doing.
Re: [转] Service...
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15 6月 2017 06:23
由 xiaolu
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is woman giving birth more painful than man getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I now rest my case. Time for another beer (or two), and then maybe a nap.
Re: [转] Service...
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20 10月 2017 07:02
由 xiaolu
Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
Dave continues slowly sipping his drink, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find nowadays."