绝对经典的分类，你看你是哪一种吧。

[莫德尔]

"The Sportsman" - Most easily identified by the seventy-five different bumper stickers on the back of his new lifted F-150. He's got all the gizmos and gadgets—Powerpole? You betcha. He camped out in front of Bass Pro to get the new Humminbird side-imaging system. For a while he tried to make some "side-income" bassing professionally in club tournaments until he realized it's very tough to turn a profit by tournament fishing.
"The Newbie" - We've all been here. This guy asks you why you aren't casting out into the deepest part of the lake. How did we all not know the deepest part of a lake is the best place to fish? Newbies think bass fishing is like the brainless “sit-and-wait-powerbait” trout fishing they do on the occasional weekend. These guys usually get attracted to the sport via a friend or FLW tournament on ESPN. They’ll try bassing for a few weeks with little success. Finally they give up and retire back to yard work on the weekend mornings.
"The McGyver" - Cares little of how ridiculously redneck his boat and gear look. He's down to save a few bucks at personal expense. He will go to extreme lengths to retrieve a snagged lure. “I’m sure these people won’t mind me in their front yard. After all, this senko was expensive!”
"The Philosopher" - Fishing isn't mandatory. These guys are just out for a good time on a calm lake. They love the quote by Henry David Thoreau, "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after." These guys need to pick up a fly-rod.
"The Addict" - Has a serious fishing issue. The wife is ready to leave him over his fishing habits. Like a gambler, he waits for his next strike and can never seem to get enough. The endorphins flow when that big mama nails his top-water before work. All fishermen are addicts, but the true addict goes to much greater lengths for his fix.
"The Politician" - Always has the best fishing stories, until you realize he always has the best stories and can never prove them. For some odd reason, there's never a camera or other person around to prove the tales.
"The Banker" - Professional at bank, dock, and boat launch fishing. These guys nab some great catches and often bring their families along for the day. I've seen too many articles in the paper about twelve-year-olds who reel in state record quality fish on a worm and bobber. Meanwhile I'm still trying to get my first bass over eight pounds!
"The Magician" - Superstitious about everything- Lucky boxer shorta, huh? If I had a lucky piece of clothing I sure haven't found it. Let's not even get into the guys who "don't wash" after a good outing.
"The Trophy Hunter" – Finds a deep weed bed and casts twelve inch swimbaits all day in search of the state record. Has the most patience in the world. Once every blue moon he comes up with a goliath bass and convinces everyone they have to buy a swimbait. Everyone gives the new swimbait a try for a few hours before boredom sets in and they go back to business as usual. If you don’t know of this guy, watch a Butch Brown video on YouTube.
"The Mad Scientist" – This is Homer Circle. These guys enjoy figuring out how the fish tick. Telemetry studies are their favorite! Forget catching the fish; sometimes observing is more fun. These anglers will challenge you on everything you thought you knew about bass fishing.
“The Journalist” – Documents any and every catch. Gets worried about whether that one-pound dink will be the only fish of the day so takes a photo of it anyway. Before you’re off the water that one-pounder is up on Facebook and seventy-five other social networks, and the comments are flowin’ in. These guys are saving up for Christmas so they can buy themselves a GoPro helmet cam!
“The Natural” – Just a normal guy, but darn he’s good. He posts pictures and detailed reports of fishing at his local lake and he always kills it. He doesn’t fish tournaments or for bragging rights, and is just a nice guy. You eventually convince yourself it has just gotta be the lake until you fish it and get skunked. Maybe he’s just using an Alabama Rig but won’t tell anyone.
"The Lock Jaw" - You can't get anything out of this guy. He tells you fishing was "Okay" while later on you find he won the tournament. This guy actually thinks telling you a general fishing report over a multi-thousand acre reservoir is going to ruin the fishing. You could be on Lake Fork fer-cryin-out-loud and he still wouldn't tell you whether his spinnerbait trailer was white or crème. Of course this guy hounds everyone else for their fishing reports though.
Every fisherman is every one of these personalities all at once. What brings us together is a passion for the great outdoors and the next bite.

[没碧古巴士也行]

难道抢到了沙发? 太长啦,爬不到底已经力尽而亡.不过肯定俺是二等.

[yangzw2002]

呵呵，这个说的是钓鱼之前了，看看如下你是哪一类钓到鱼之后的

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[D君]

因该加一种，借钓鱼吃喝类

[yangzw2002]

因该加一种，借钓鱼吃喝类

D版是典型啊，呵呵

D版，盗版？

[D君]

因该加一种，借钓鱼吃喝类

D版是典型啊，呵呵

D版，盗版？

盗版渔友啊

[Kevinshao]

看来还是只能在“新手”这一类，但是这样更好，因为知道要学的还有很多，所以才会多问，对看，多学！

[莫德尔]

我占了好几样。都是说我呢。
1，我是新手，问题太多。很多都是和钓鱼不想干的。最终，撅着PP打工去了。
2，我是政客。说就天下无敌，谁也不能证明我是否在吹牛叉。
3，我是瘾君子。下场就是以后提都别提钓鱼---------吵架生气比钓鱼的时间长。
4，我是科学怪物，总是要把一个很简单的事情弄复杂。恨不得把谁钓起一条鱼的事件写一片严肃的学术论文来证明他做得还不够好。
5，有一半是记者。好容易钓了一次鱼，可了不得了，得记录下来。除了没照片，几乎该有的都有了。
唯一不是的，就是最后一种。没什么好隐瞒的，包括钓点。只要是我自己找到的点，虽不是什么牛叉点，我一定不保守。
记得貌似可能也许差不多米国一个国务卿还是总统来着，国务卿可能是杜勒斯，说过：我们因为对手而存在。如果没有对手，我们就创造一个对手。

[jeffc]

[duduhome]

[白雪丹枫]

我对钓鱼没什么追求和目标，钓成什么样就什么样，自己高兴就好了。所以从来没想到钓鱼还有这么多门道，惭愧了！

[为什么不能字母]

我对钓鱼没什么追求和目标，钓成什么样就什么样，自己高兴就好了。所以从来没想到钓鱼还有这么多门道，惭愧了！

咪吐！

[老猫]

还在newbie的水平，真是惭愧啊

[wetnose]

俺把文章看完了，发现俺还是接近"The Addict"！

[店小二]

我還在學習中

[qianbinjeff]

newbie飘过。

[Richard]

学习，学习 - 我承认我钓鱼不是很坚决，所以四不像