不容易呀！

[阿恩]

秘诀：

出门右拐，

做人难，做个男人更难，做1个爱钓鱼的男人难上加难，做1个爱钓鱼的且每次都有鱼获家走的男人更是难于上青天

钓得太晚，超市都关门了，怎么买鱼交差呢?

再一个绝招，买好鱼再去钓！

[Beginner]

我靠，有鱼。

[yellowrock]

秘诀：

出门右拐，超市鱼部

做人难，做个男人更难，做1个爱钓鱼的男人难上加难，做1个爱钓鱼的且每次都有鱼获家走的男人更是难于上青天

上周我就是这样交差的

[jimi]

秘诀：

出门右拐，超市鱼部

做人难，做个男人更难，做1个爱钓鱼的男人难上加难，做1个爱钓鱼的且每次都有鱼获家走的男人更是难于上青天

上周我就是这样交差的

价格不算贵，比油便宜多了

[Beginner]

秘诀：

出门右拐，超市鱼部

做人难，做个男人更难，做1个爱钓鱼的男人难上加难，做1个爱钓鱼的且每次都有鱼获家走的男人更是难于上青天

上周我就是这样交差的

这是哪个超市，留着备用

[xiaolu]

秘诀：

出门右拐，超市鱼部

做人难，做个男人更难，做1个爱钓鱼的男人难上加难，做1个爱钓鱼的且每次都有鱼获家走的男人更是难于上青天

钓得太晚，超市都关门了，怎么买鱼交差呢?

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

[john8848]

大虾能出洞就好！！

[Fishingdaddy]

秘诀：

出门右拐，超市鱼部

钓得太晚，超市都关门了，怎么买鱼交差呢?

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

[xiaolu]

钓得太晚，超市都关门了，怎么买鱼交差呢?

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

[Stradic]

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

[Beginner]

钓得太晚，超市都关门了，怎么买鱼交差呢?

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

[Fishingdaddy]

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

每次出洞前有没有准备好LD和闺女的晚饭啊? 还有您一般出洞多长时间? 超过16小时应该做好被拒的心理准备。

[wetnose]

哈哈，三大虾的游记总是那么的荡气回肠。你是不是觉得又一次被忽悠了！LOL

但愿这一次不是你忽悠的！

[wetnose]

这两条鱼给你带来的不仅仅是肉，还有创作的灵感，我看值！

[白雪丹枫]

好花！

[一磅黄鲈]

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

看来你是那个被领导拒签的弟兄！一般情况是领导不了解具体情况，担心你的身体健康和生命安全等等各种理由，我现在都是见逢插针，化整为零，不钓整天，一般钓两三个小时，不管有没有鱼就赶紧家走！

[xiaolu]

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

看来你是那个被领导拒签的弟兄！

嗯， 鹅看靠谱。

[Beginner]

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

看来你是那个被领导拒签的弟兄！一般情况是领导不了解具体情况，担心你的身体健康和生命安全等等各种理由，我现在都是见逢插针，化整为零，不钓整天，一般钓两三个小时，不管有没有鱼就赶紧家走！

是滴，晚3钓小时，除去开车。

[Beginner]

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

看来你是那个被领导拒签的弟兄！

嗯， 鹅看靠谱。

理解万岁

[wetnose]

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

这就要找找原因了。我如果周末在家里不出去钓鱼，老婆会很surprise的，你是不是哪不舒服，怎么没有出去钓鱼了！

因为这么多年，她已经习惯了我每周都出去钓鱼，尤其是最近的5年，年终无休啊。冰钓，岸钓，船钓。。。岸钓，船钓，冰钓。。。

循环往复，一直到老！

[jimi]

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

这就要找找原因了。我如果周末在家里不出去钓鱼，老婆会很surprise的，你是不是哪不舒服，怎么没有出去钓鱼了！

因为这么多年，她已经习惯了我每周都出去钓鱼，尤其是最近的5年，年终无休啊。冰钓，岸钓，船钓。。。岸钓，船钓，冰钓。。。

循环往复，一直到老！

您是来拉仇恨的么？

[sunfish123]

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

看来你是那个被领导拒签的弟兄！一般情况是领导不了解具体情况，担心你的身体健康和生命安全等等各种理由，我现在都是见逢插针，化整为零，不钓整天，一般钓两三个小时，不管有没有鱼就赶紧家走！

是滴，晚3钓小时，除去开车。

嗯，beginner 同学还是比较忠厚老实滴

[sunfish123]

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

这就要找找原因了。我如果周末在家里不出去钓鱼，老婆会很surprise的，你是不是哪不舒服，怎么没有出去钓鱼了！

因为这么多年，她已经习惯了我每周都出去钓鱼，尤其是最近的5年，年终无休啊。冰钓，岸钓，船钓。。。岸钓，船钓，冰钓。。。

循环往复，一直到老！

您是来拉仇恨的么？

哎，有句老话：人比人气死人，货比货没好货，妻比妻非得弃

[sunfish123]

Fishingdaddy had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the burning sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at a local supermarket close to home, and ordered a few jumbo perch. He told the lady over the counter "Pick some large ones out, and throw them at me." "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" asked the lady. "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." replied Fshingdaddy. "Okay, but may I suggest that you take some largemouth bass?" Now Fishingdaddy got lost: "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today, and asked me to tell you she'd like to instead have some largemouth bass for dinner this evening."

这个短文构思好，文本流畅，但是不真实。因为....菜都是鹅买的，饭也是鹅做的。说到出洞，一般问题不太大。因为在装备防空捣蛋后，鹅空军率有所下降，而且儿子喜欢吃鱼，鹅出师有名

菜式我买，凡事我做，闺女喜欢吃鱼，师出有名，怎么我还是被拒呢

想来想去没有别的原因，就是因为你暖被窝的功夫太好啦

[sunfish123]

......多谢三大虾支持論壇

回神探椒叔，因位最近一直被一些繁琐之事缠身而忙忙碌碌，所以上哦们的神坛时间少了一些。

希望以后能够有时间多多出动。